Religious beliefs aside, we believe that mods should never go as far as to ruin a vehicle’s appearance. So while you might love Jesus, ask yourself this: does Jesus love what you just did to your car?
There are lots of things wrong with this picture. For starters, there’s that fake central hood scoop, which is already unnecessary on a ZL1. On top of said scoop is an Autobot symbol, although we’re pretty sure that if there was a robot hiding underneath, it would be ashamed to come out.
Furthermore, we spot two additional scoops on either side of the hood, and at least one of them has a Jesus fish on it. A second Autobot symbol lies beneath an improvised Chevy bowtie, in front of which are three crosses. Then there’s another, smaller Autobot symbol, we think. Christ…
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Move further back and you can see a ‘Jesus Runs Deep’ sticker on top of the windshield, while the side sills have ‘Christians Obediently Preaching Salvation’ on them, or COPS for short – because sure, why not?
We’d rather not even think about what’s going on at the back, but it’s probably more of the same. Thankfully, this is a “Limited Edition” model, as evident by the front bumper stickers.
All things considered, this might be the worst thing ever to happen to a Camaro since one was fitted with a dual rear-axle from a Silverado HD in the UAE a few years back. But at least some engineering went into building that Camaro Dually, whereas this took pretty much zero creativity.
So was it chance this image ended up on Reddit’s Sh*tty Car Mods thread? Let’s call it God’s will.
Photo Reddit / gza6uk